| F | Dm7 | |
| What do you get when | you fall in love? |
| Bb | |
| A g | irl with a pin to burst your bubble |
| Am7 | D11 | D7 | |
| That's what you get for | all your tr | oubble |
| Gm7 | C7 | Bb7 | F | |
| I'll never fall in love | aga | in |
| Bbmaj7 | C7 | F | |
| I'll ne | ver fall in love agai | n |
| F | Dm7 | |
| What do you get when you | kiss a girl |
| Bb | |
| You | get enough germs to catch pneumonia |
| Am7 | D11 | D7 | |
| After you do, she'll ne | ver pho | ne ya |
| Gm7 | C7 | Bb7 | F | |
| I'll never fall in love a | gai | n |
| Bbmaj7 | C7 | F | |
| I'll | never fall in love again |
| F | C11 | F | |
| D | on't tell me what it's a | ll abo | ut |
| C11 | F | |
| 'cause I | 've been there and I'm g | lad I'm not |
| Am | |
| O | ut of those chains those chains that bind you |
| G7 | C7 | |
| T | hat is why I'm h | ere to remind you |
| F | Dm7 | |
| W | hat do you get when you f | all in love? |
| Bb | |
| You onl | y get lies and pain and sorrow |
| Am7 | D11 | D7 | |
| So far at least un | til tom | orrow |
| Gm7 | C7 | Bb7 | F | |
| I'll never fall in love a- g | ain |
| Bbmaj7 | C7 | C11 | C7-9 | F | |
| I'll | never fall in | lov | e a- | gain |